Ho, traveler. Know ye the Brutal Legend of Tim Schafer? Author of of the Secret of Monkey Island? Designer of the Grim Fandango? Bringer of the Day of the Tentacle? If not, then wail and lament thine ignorance, and be cast into realms of madness where only the Psychonauts might save ye.

But if so, then behold a treasure. Verily, posted on Tim's blog, you may behold the man's actual job application for an "Assistant Designer/Programmer" position, back when the world was young, and Lucasarts was Lucasfilm Games Division.

Here's a little piece of a true Epic in career applications. Click on it to visit the site and view the rest.