The days are long gone when I'll stand outside Best Buy for hours in the cold to buy a game. Luckily, these days pre-orders have removed the need for this madness, allowing cold-phobic gamers to order their games in advance.

February 9th, gamers who had the presence of mind to pre-order Bioshock 2 from Gamestop will be rewarded with two exclusive multiplayer mode characters: Blanche the Actress and Zigo the Fisherman.

Who else thinks these characters seem less than fit for survival of the fittest or capture the flag?